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Feb 2007
Government Condoms
by omni on Tue Feb 06, 2007 1:12 pm
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Jesus sightings
by omni on Thu Feb 08, 2007 6:01 pm
Can you see Jesus?
The PERFECT "Revenge Gift"
Remember Christmas time...
It's the holiday season, annual economic stiumulation and family appreciation day arrives and you open all your presents. Once all the dust settles, you reflect upon your glorious bounty, and you find a thorn in your paw - that cheesy, plastic, complete cop-out, don't-have-time-to-think-about-you at-all even-though-you're-my-own-family gift from the dollar store. You'd have been happy with a 50-cent gift if it had even the slightest inkling of some consideration having gone into it. Heck, you'd have been happy with a phone call... But this crappy piece of junk represents all the importance you carry in their lives. (Or at least that's how you interpret it, being an overly-sensitive and needy North American)...
Well here's the perfect revenge. When their birthday comes around, buy them this:
 (Sorry, image wouldn't resize...)
It's only $5 on the McDonald's website, it doesn't come in any size smaller than Large (but goes up to XXL... Gotta love the McDonald's crowd...) and it really says "I don't care either."
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