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Sep 2006
Superman is a super jerk!
by omni on Tue Sep 05, 2006 11:07 am
Proof of global warming
by omni on Tue Sep 05, 2006 11:10 am
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The most popular guy in prison.
by omni on Sun Sep 10, 2006 10:56 am
Meatball salad? (Must be french...)
by omni on Fri Sep 15, 2006 9:26 pm
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Super Hero abilities?
by omni on Sun Sep 17, 2006 1:59 am
inhaler: if i could have any super power in the world, i think one of the contenders would be that of Acup - the character in Orgazmo who played the role of Neutered Man in the movie-in-movie: the ability to fart into my hand then throw the fart wherever or at whoever I wanted.
This is gonna HURT!
by omni on Sun Sep 17, 2006 11:41 am
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Your tax dollars, hard at work
by omni on Sun Sep 17, 2006 11:42 am
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...Maybe I'll just find a bush...
by omni on Sun Sep 17, 2006 11:43 am
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Her husband came home from work early...
by omni on Sun Sep 17, 2006 11:43 am
Weapons of Math Instruction
by omni on Tue Sep 19, 2006 12:22 pm
This morning's main headline in The Star:
RCMP faulted; Arar cleared
. . . a line which those of you in faraway places outside of Canada -- like Rochester or B.C. -- wouldn't find applicable.
That headline prompted the few lines hereto and hereinafterwithunto attached, which I would probably label something like "Those Weapons of Math Instruction".
-- harvie
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Weapons of Math Instruction
A teacher was nabbed at the airport today
His tools were seized by deduction.
The Mounties declared he had quite an array --
His Weapons of Math Instruction.
His collection of ruler, protractor and square,
His slide-rule and sharp little pen
Were proof of a link with some evil affair
So the cops locked him up in a den.
Al-Gebra, that infamous black-bearded gang,
Was surely his terrorist link.
Its members used code names like "X" and a "Y"
And the suspect sketched those with red ink.
Isosceles said, "If with me you'll bear,
Each triangle has but three sides.
Side four," he was sure, "makes sort of a square
Behind which each terrorist hides."
Al-Gebrans solve problems with all sorts of means
And refer to their cells as "unknowns."
They use, so they claim, just any extremes
With co-ordinates nobody owns.
The square root of June can never be pi
Nor even the cubed root of May.
To make sense of it all needs a bit of a lie
To foil any further foul play.
No one can be sure if he's guilty or pure
He's guilty until proven clean.
Young victims are drawn into rooms to endure
Brain-washing that's really quite mean.
Al-Gebrans, I'm told, will a cubicle hold
As those villains go off quite tangential.
Their motives unmixed, their methods quite bold,
Their murderous plots quite potential.
So a fella named Bush told all evil-doers
To 'fess up or face real perdition.
He kept his hands clean (not one of those boors)
By a method he just called "rendition".
Now Dubya declared, that God said to him:
"You'll have lots more tools for deduction:
More fingers and toes to add with a whim,
To count Weapons of Math Instruction."
Harvie Johnstone
The farce is with you
by omni on Sun Sep 24, 2006 10:31 am
I normally don't like posting animal-related schtick but this is just too cool to pass over:
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