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One to the happy sack
by omni on Sun Jul 09, 2006 11:37 am
Can't find anything truly hilarious today, so here's a generic photo of a guy getting wallopped in the groin:

Madmen crossing
by omni on Wed Jul 19, 2006 2:46 pm

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I wonder if she's related to ol' G.W.
by omni on Wed Jul 19, 2006 2:47 pm

"Bush" as expletive!
by omni on Thu Jul 27, 2006 11:36 pm
I hereby declare a new meaning for a word that a certain pirate family has bastardized to the point of nausea: "Bush"

For thousands of years the word "bush" signified vegetative infrastructure. I suppose this is still somewhat accurate a definition... But I present to you, the universe, a new perception: "Bush" as expletive.

Having raised the bar to a new, previously un-dreamt of height in the fields of exploitation, atrocity, boondoglery, and just plain abject failure, the members of the Bush family who have abused the righteous power they wield so horribly have thoroughly earned the commission of their name into the great list of wash-your-mouth-out-with-soap-isms.

I offer a few applications of this new expletive:

“If you’ll excuse me, I have to go take a Bush.”

“Awww, you Bushed it up!”

“What a load of bull-Bush!”

“Bush you!”

“Man, that guy’s a total Bush-hole…”

Let us, the rational people of the world, carry this into tomorrow!

I Lick Camel Toads All The Time
by Beff Pike on Fri Jul 28, 2006 1:14 am

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Domestic loyalty...?
by omni on Sun Jul 30, 2006 1:37 am

Dr. Who posting...
by omni on Mon Jul 31, 2006 1:19 am

Happiest chimp in the zoo!
by omni on Mon Jul 31, 2006 11:49 am

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