|
Home
Archives 2007 Sep, Nov, Jan, Feb, Aug2006 Sep, Oct, Nov, May, Jun, Jul, Dec, Aug, Apr
|
3D Version
|
|
|
| 2007 | | Sep, Nov, Jan, Feb, Aug | 2006 | | Sep, Oct, Nov, May, Jun, Jul, Dec, Aug, Apr |
Jun 2006
I got a a funny one:
Cheney gets a call from his "boss", George W Bush.
"I've got a problem," says Bush.
"What's the matter?" asks Cheney.
"Well, you told me to keep busy in the Oval Office, so, I got a jigsaw puzzle, but it's too hard. None of the pieces fit together and I can't find any edges."
"What's it a picture of?" asks Cheney.
"A big rooster," replies Bush.
"All right," sighs Cheney, "I'll come over and have a look."
So he leaves his office and heads over to the Oval Office. Bush points at the jigsaw on his desk.
Cheney looks at the desk and then turns to Bush and says, "For crying out loud, Georgie - put the corn flakes back in the box."
A swift kick to the...
by omni on Wed Jun 07, 2006 6:00 pm
Picture resized
HAHAHAHA, I have a funny Bush joke too:
A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, "What are all those clocks?"
St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move."
"Oh," said the man, "whose clock is that?"
"That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie."
"Incredible," said the man. "And whose clock is that one?"
St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life."
"Where's Bush's clock?" asked the man.
"Bush's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan."
Tabby trees black bear
by omni on Sat Jun 10, 2006 3:53 pm
Pussy cats watch birds and make little wistful chirping sounds. Some cats chase mice. Tough cats chase dogs. This cat chases bears.
Ok here's another good Bush joke, enjoy:
A country doctor is suturing a laceration on the hand of an old farmer.
Old man: "All you need to know about politics is that young George Bush is a post turtle."
Doctor: "Oh? What is a post turtle?"
Old man: "When yer driving down a country road, and ya come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top? That's a post turtle. Ya know he didn't get there by himself, he don't belong there, he cain't get anything done while he's up there, and you just want to help take the poor thang down."
A fine day for cricket, old chap!
by omni on Sun Jun 25, 2006 10:27 am
Bush fans are twisted
by omni on Sun Jun 25, 2006 10:28 am
I think this speaks for itself...
...like a horse and carriage...
by omni on Wed Jun 28, 2006 9:49 pm
Picture resized
[ post new | view all ]
|
Copyright 2006 ROFL.net
|
|
|
