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May 2006
the truth is in there...
by phr33k on Sun Apr 30, 2006 6:08 pm
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Look mom, no brain!
by omni on Sun Apr 30, 2006 7:37 pm
This is freakin hilarious! This authoritarian is showing a classroom his fancy police guns and pulls the "I think I'm the only one qualified to use this weapon in the room" line. Then he blasts a big hole in his own paw! What a fooligan!
A touch of class...
by omni on Mon May 01, 2006 9:53 pm
Signs of our times.
by omni on Mon May 01, 2006 9:54 pm
American civil engineers at work...
by omni on Mon May 01, 2006 9:54 pm
Make this year the best father's day ever!
by omni on Mon May 01, 2006 9:55 pm
That function that just won't compile...
by omni on Thu May 04, 2006 11:25 am
A guy was trying to console a friend who'd just found his wife in bed with another man.
"Get over it, buddy," he said. "It's not the end of the world."
"It's all right for you to say," answered his buddy. "But what if you came home one night and caught another man in bed with your wife?"
The fella ponders for a moment, then says, "I'd break his cane and kick his seeing-eye dog in the ass."
A couple has a dog that snores. Annoyed because she
can't sleep, the wife goes to the vet to see if he can
help. The vet tells the woman to tie a ribbon around
the dog's testicles, and he will stop snoring.
"Yeah right!" she says. A few minutes after going to
bed, the dog begins snoring, as usual.
The wife tosses and turns, unable to sleep. Muttering
to herself, she goes to the closet and grabs a piece
of red ribbon and ties it carefully around the dog's
testicles. Sure enough, the dog stops
snoring! The woman is amazed!
Later that night, her husband returns home drunk from
being out drinking with his buddies. He climbs into
bed, falls asleep and begins snoring loudly. The woman
thinks maybe the ribbon might work on him. So, she
goes to the closet again, grabs a piece of blue ribbon
and ties it around her husband's testicles. It worked! The woman sleeps soundly.
The husband wakes from his drunken stupor and stumbles
into the bathroom. As he stands in front of the
toilet, he glances in the mirror and sees a blue
ribbon attached to his privates. He is very
confused, and as he walks back into the bedroom, he
sees the red ribbon attached to his dog's testicles.
He shakes his head and looks at the dog and whispers,
"I don't know where we were .... or what we did ..
but, by God .. We took first and second place.
Some dogs have all the fun
by omni on Fri May 12, 2006 2:05 pm
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Easy come, easy go
by omni on Sun May 14, 2006 7:44 pm
Declaration of Revocation - USA no longer sovereign!
by omni on Mon May 15, 2006 12:25 am
Another amusing t-shirt
by omni on Sat May 20, 2006 8:51 pm
SUPER SQUIRREL!
by omni on Sat May 20, 2006 11:25 pm
Who needs to read when you're the national scapegoat?
by omni on Mon May 29, 2006 9:21 pm
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Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed." "OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!" His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands. Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"
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